12/21/2020 0 Comments Trump Attempts to Drown All AmericansTrump is in deep water after troubling events occured at Friday’s White House press conference.
A CNN reporter was attempting to ask a question, and after needing to clear his throat several times, the President called out “Can somebody get him a drink of water!!” Confused and unable to speak, the reporter got up immediately and left the room, presumably because he was so offended by the offer. Immediately after the press conference, the President was asked about offering the man water. “I drink water, I really do,” The President said. “I drink it everyday and it is a really, really good thing. Everyone should be drinking water.” Experts were quick to correct the president. A Hydrologist from the University of Miami pointed out that water is, in fact, very dangerous. Drowning causes 320,000 deaths worldwide each year, which alone makes water extremely dangerous. “To make a blanket statement like he did can be very misleading,“ the hydrologist said. “Water from the Ocean, streams, rivers, and any non-potable water can be very dangerous to one's health.” Nancy Pelosi came out in support for a full investigation. “This president,” she started, “has been very careless, and this is just another disgusting example of his reckless and near criminal ideologies. He completely ignores good, sound science, and that should make us all concerned.” Joe Biden weighed in on the conversation. “The amount of people who have drowned and have been killed by water is sickening and absolutely unacceptable. We cannot afford any more deaths at the hands of the Trump administration. If Trump offered me water, I would be frightened to drink any water at all.” Biden was visibly shaken by the thought. He added “As your President, the Harris-Biden administration will fight endlessly to protect you from water by any means necessary.” Protesters took to the streets Friday, displaying their concerns of the President and his comments. Some held signs that said “Let us breathe,” while other signs said “Refuse the Kool-Aid, don’t drink the water!!” Many people went to twitter to show their support to not drink any water until a cure is found. Democrats have already begun to write a bill that will make sure any water citizens will drink is safe from contamination and “Drown-free”. City officials from Flint, Michigan have come out with their disgust towards the President. They feel very hurt and frightened and feel that the science needs to be followed. Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, has led the charge with other governors to ban the use of water in public places. He has shutdown water fountains, called for closure of all parks on any body of water, and has even gone as far to drain every public pool in California. Newsom has also made it clear that churches are no longer able to carry out baptisms, a practice of completely submerging converts into water. Pastor John McArthur of Grace Community Church in California continues to defy government officials. He has already stated that his church will continue to baptize people, even though it is clear he is putting lives in serious danger. However, other pastors have come out in support of the governor. “We will suspend all of our baptisms until a much safer method is found,” one pastor said. Others agreed and another pastor said “Baptism is not meant to represent death, its just something we do. We just want to positively influence the world.” However, right wing radicals have since come up with their own movement in defiance of the governors. They have tagged their movement as “H2Hoax” and have placed themselves in public places… drinking water. “These individuals must stop!!” Governor of Washington Jay Inslee said. “Their display is dangerous and they need to go home and put the water down. They need to follow the science.” As tensions continue to rise, Trump continues to place himself as a person who ignores all science and safety protocols. One can only wonder; if he is reelected, will we even make it to 2021??
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